Kelron's Crazy Cousin
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The Fruitcake Badger
Why are they called Honey Badgers, this would suggest that they are cute and cuddly, but they aren’t they are angry and arrogant creatures. If they were Honey Badgers you would be able to pet them, hug them, and just say things like “Aww…” when they did something you thought was funny or whatever. But the problem with these animals is that they are vicious, EXTREMELY VICIOUS, if you trued to pet them they would bite your hand off; if you tried hugging them they would scratch and bite your arms and face off of your body in one foul swoop of destructive action; and can you imagine the evil death stare that they would give you if you ever said “Aww…” to them; I’m pretty sure that the Death Glare Badger Face would be enough to make your head just explode!
